After all these years of comb-overs and hair follicle creams, listen up all you hair-challenged men.  A comprehensive study of cultural reaction to male baldness finds that men with shaved heads are perceived as more dominant.

The research out of the University of Pennsylvania found there’s something powerful about having a smooth dome….even if it was only digitally removed for the viewer…those “enhanced”  men of smooth heads were perceived as more dominant, taller and stronger than their authentic selves.

The researchers advice to men experiencing hair loss….just shave it.  You’ll improve your interpersonal standing.  But I would warn, the sjw’s might start whining about male baldness privilege.