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Police Declare Woman “Public Enemy Number 2” After She Poops In Store

Po-po in Wichita, Kansas were on the hunt for a “poopetrator” after she was caught on surveillance camera defecating in the middle of a beauty store.

They wrote on Facebook:

“we're trying to identify the pictured female, who on May 10th entered a Beauty Supply store in the 2200 block of E. 21st Street and defecated in the middle of the aisle. Yes, you read that right. The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result, and the business would like to know who the poopetrator is so they can pursue criminal charges. The incident was captured on video surveillance, but for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault. If you know the identity of public enemy number 2, you can call Det. Meier at 316-268-4254…” 

According to The Wichita Eagle, the woman is believed to be a serial offender. The woman performed the same excremental act at yet another Mid-K Beauty Supply later the next day.


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