At some point real life is going to put The Babylon Bee out of business because these real events all seem like parodies.
If you go to a strip club, the last thing you are worried about catching is COVID.
But the Daily Caller’s David Hookstead reports on Washington D.C.'s mask mandate:
“The city recently published its latest data on businesses that have violated the mayor’s order on masks and vaccination requirements, and multiple strip clubs made appearances on the list.
Archibald’s, The Good Guys Restaurant and Camelot were all verbally warned for “Staff not wearing masks / Required signage not posted.”
Seeing as how this scandal has seemingly rocked our nation’s capital, I had to find out whether or not the dancers are required to wear masks while losing the rest of their clothes.
After a quick phone call to one of the establishments, it was confirmed to me that the dancers are required by the city to wear masks, regardless of how much or how little of other clothing they have on.”
Meanwhile, the Washington Free Beacon reports that one of the clubs busted for not having their dancers mask up is Hunter Biden's favorite club.