Forget the sharks, them wild boars are mean.
The Jaws reboot should be called Tusks and feature some of these amphibious hogs.
“Ingrid Seiple, who has been surfing for more than 35 years, was trying out a new break when she saw a dark shape in the water. At first thought it was a Hawaiian monk seal, which are common in the area. However, she noticed it wasn’t moving; just floating like a log.
“That’s when I realized it was a pig, and it saw me. It started swimming toward me as fast as it could! I was shocked," said Seiple.
"I was trying to paddle away, it was very close and it was getting closer. I pushed the board between the pig and I and it bit my board"
While her board ended up with a big bite mark, Seiple was able to swim away without any injuries.
She believes the wild boar may have been chased out in the ocean by hunting dogs and got caught in the rip current.”
Maybe the hog was just trying to hang 20 like his swine brethren: