Liberal hack Jeffrey Toobin made his return to CNN seven month after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom call with colleagues from his former employer New Yorker.
The New Yorker fired Toobin. It looks like now that CNN will keep Toobin around.
You couldn’t have written a better skit for SNL. Anchor Alisyn Camerota asks Toobin:
"Okay. In October, you were on a Zoom call with your colleagues from The New Yorker magazine. Everyone took a break for several minutes, during which time you were caught masturbating on camera. You were subsequently fired from that job after 27 years of working there, and you since then have been on leave from CNN. Do I have all that right?... To quote Jay Leno, what the hell were you thinking?”
Bethany Mandel said it best, “If you gave me a choice between giving up my entire career and going on tv to explain how and why I jerked off on Zoom… Just buy me a housewarming present for my cabin in the mountains because that’s where you’d find me for the next 30 years.”