Bock wanted to turn a bad situation into one of humor after his shop, ‘1000 Degrees Neapolitan Pizzeria’ was broken into last week.
He says they’ve had three burglaries in three years and watching this one he laughed at how little damage the suspect did.
He decided to write a Yelp style review that he posted to Facebook.
He wrote: “I had such high hopes for you. So many people talked about you recently. Said how great you were. They were so spot on!!!
-you broke in at 5:54 am so we all got at least a little sleep. Very courteous. The last guy was at 2 am so some of us were still recovering from the previous night.
-you were so thoughtful in only breaking a small portion of the window. The doors are so much more expensive.
-so little was taken (we don’t keep more than $20 cash on site) that we hope it was worth cutting your clothes as you army crawled across the dining room floor.
-I see our Cauliflower crust is working as you could squeeze through that small opening. Way to get a jump start on New Year’s resolutions!My only complaint is the hammer to the office door. Management should teach you to pick a lock like most do. But hey you just started so I’ll give you time to work out the small stuff. Also floors were dirty with glass😉Hope to see you again and we are definitely fans!”