When the FBI is monitoring you online, it's harder for them if you use a lot of acronyms, right?  Sure, they know things like lol and wtf . . . But what about the more obscure ones?

Turns out the FBI keeps an updated file on tons of acronyms people use online.  A website called muckrock news filed a freedom of information act to get their hands on the list . . . And it's 83 pages long.

It has about 2,800 entries . . . And odds are, you've only heard a dozen of them. 

Here are some of the strangest ones they've got in there . . .

Wylaboctgwtr . . . Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?

Wtft . . . What the french toast?

Nifoc . . . Naked in front of computer.

Icbinb . . . I can't believe it's not butter.

Iitywimiwhtky . . . If i tell you what it means i will have to kill you.

Pmymhmmfswgad . . . Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.